coming soon... goke 2.0

something big is in the works. I'm not going to say what exactly, but this time I mean business.

Drunken Blog Entry... Three Months Late... Also.... Johnny G's Birthday. (But not why I'm drunk) (cuz I'm not drunk) (Holy crap I drank like one sip

If I gave my testicles to another... did I spell testicles right?... man... aka Lance Armstrong... and he had a kid... would it be my kid?

ching ching... ching ching

If it WAS my kid... you could bet that he wouldn't be winning a tour de france anytime soon.... (notice I didn't capitalize france because france sucks...)


Annnnnd I'm spent...

Wow... I used a lot of periods in this post.

I've got a bike, you can ride it if you'd like...

Slick: Anything else?
JG: I don't think so.

Simple Arithmetic

Me + 1 Beer + Moving Escalator = Fuuuuun

Advice of the Week...

Never try to pierce your lip with a large jagged metal pipe. If you do anyway, at least try not to look at it right away.


"So that's what it feels like to be Ross..."